Kate Dalley Show

Don’t you just hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious.

Dr. Duke Pesta joins Kate as she thanks everyone who taught her words like “plethora” and “many”. Apparently these words mean a lot to her.

I came. I saw. I made it awkward.

Dear math, We’re tired of trying to find your x.  Move on. She’s gone.

Hey, I found your nose. It was in my business.

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.

Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems. But it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort

A computer once beat Kate at chess. But it was no match for her at kickboxing.

Money talks. But all hers ever says is goodbye.